I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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