After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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