So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Randomize
