question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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