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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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