He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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