At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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