she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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