we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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