so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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