so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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