So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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