Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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