I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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