I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
