is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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