I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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