what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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