I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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