Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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