Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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