is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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