Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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