Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm passing your future prison.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
why do cheetos always look like penises
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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