And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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