That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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