would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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