i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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