glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
