I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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