Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
