come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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