what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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