I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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