Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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