Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
ttyl tear gas
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
50% drunk capacity currently
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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