is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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