I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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