why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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