haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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