if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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