Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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