My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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