i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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