frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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