awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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