i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize
