That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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