never play flip cup with pint glasses
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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