Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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