I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
So much rum. So many feels.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I deserve this hangover.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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