Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Enjoy the penises
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
