ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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