So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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