If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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